2 posts tagged “you can't fix stupid”

You know, I keep trying to write something about the Open Source Boob Project but it just keeps coming back to this being a stupid, infantile fraternity-style groping game. Why not just set up a "free breast exam" van outside the County Fair?

I haven't even discussed this with men in real life because... well... I already know what they'd say.

I HATE SNOWBIRDS!

*cough*

We left at 8:45am Eastern. We crawled from Tampa until I-24. We went an average of 40mph between Macon and Atlanta and never went over 85mph! I couldn't trust the snowbirds not to jump ahead of me in the fast lane just to slam on the brakes for no reason. I was four hours behind schedule so I drove until 11pm to get us to Cave City, Kentucky. Because I'm in a tourist town, the hotel cost over $70. The other places were full and I didn't feel like driving until the next exit. I filled up the tank three times: Lake City, FL; somewhere inbetween Macon & Atlanta, GA; Franklin, KY (or close to it). This tank should get me to Indianapolis, if not all the way.

I cannot afford the gas to stop anywhere extra there or back, as much as I want to.

Cost totals for Day 1:

food - $13; fuel - $102 (still on full); hotel - $72

Other stuff happened today that's non-trip related that's worth telling but I'm just too tired to get into it. Let me sum up to say: My stupid ex is stupid and the people who like my photos rock my world.